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Kermit: ladies & gentlemen It's the Muppet Show

Females: It's time to play the music / It's time to light the lights

It's time to meet the Muppets on the Muppet Show tonight.

Males: It's time to put on makeup / It's time to dress up right

It's time to raise the curtain on the Muppet Show tonight.


(brief interlude)

Muppets: And now let's get things started

Muppets: on the most sensational inspirational

celebrational Muppetational

this is what we call the Muppet Show!